Updates Hello! Welcome Matt fans! And Matt ? This is the Unofficial Matt Stone Site. While not the best site ever, it’s pretty, and it’s the only one of it’s kind that is up-to-date! Why did we make this site? Because Matt’s the only guy who can be cute eating a foot, and that deserves something, dammit! February 1, 2003 I bet you're wondering right now why we didn't update this like we promised. For that we have several answers. 1. Elizabeth's grandfather died and she had to spent part of January in Texas tending to family business. 2. Elizabeth's former computer was a total piece of shit and it crashed on average of two times an hour. She remedied this situation by buying a new one just yesterday! 3. Katie's computer is on eternal lend to one of her husband's friends so they can get their business up and running. Now aren't those some pretty good excuses for not updating as promised? Please check back in a week at which time this site will completely kick ass! December 23, 2002 Howdy ho! We are still alive and have NOT abandoned this site. Over the past few months we've done a lot of soul searching and learned some very important things about ourselves. Mainly that we're greedy and want more money. So really what I'm saying is, this site has taken a temporary backseat to our jobs. This won't go on forever, because if it does we surely shall die of exhaustion. Check back after the new year for some REAL updates. No really. We'll have new stuff about Matt. We mean it this time! August 12, 2002 Greetings fellow cockmasters. Sign the petition to convince Matt & Trey to make Orgazmo 2 and take our new and very unoriginal poll! Both can be found on the miscellaneous page. In older news, I have a collection of quotes to add to the quotes page. Perhaps someday I'll find the time to type them up. Until then, enjoy hours of mindless amusement at planearium.de. We're going to take a shot in the dark here and assume that translates to "the planearium" in English. Have fun, and never forget that Depeche Mode is a really sweet band! July 18, 2002 We wish we had a lot of new stuff to talk about here, but we don't. I (being Elizabeth) recently took a vacation to my hometown in Texas to be in a wedding. We had every intention of working on this site while I was there, but instead of doing anything productive, we got shit faced and watched Terror Firmer. This is a MUST SEE for all Matt fans, even though you don't see him until the tail end of the movie. He has titties. There are actually quotes on the quotes page now, though not nearly as many as we want. My goal is to watch all of his movies over the weekend and add more quotes. I know that sounds like an incredibly tough job, but someone's gotta do it. If anyone would like to submit a Matt quote, be if from a movie or interview, please send it to Katie. My email has been acting like a little bitch lately. Until next time, have a shpadoinkle day!!!!!!! June 18, 2002 Lots of new additions to report! We're most proud of our fanfiction section. Not because it's an original idea for a fansite, but because our first story, written by Katie and appropriately titled Penis Quest, is really funny in a non-stalkerish kind of way. It is required reading for site visitors so GO READ IT! We also added a store. Please believe us when we say we're not trying to make money off this site, it's merely an easy way to get your Matt fix if your local Suncoast and Best Buys suck ass, like ours do. Anyone notice the new color scheme? As much as we wanted to stick with bright, obnoxious colors, it was just too hard on our light sensitive eyes. We like the red and black more and really hope you do too because we're not changing it again. Coming soon, a quotes page! June 4, 2002 We added a ton of new pictures and links. Check them out! We're still scouring the net for more bio info, so within the next few days his bio should be a lot more meaty. We also stumbled across a rather detailed review of Matt's movie short Le Petit Package. Now we are completely obsessed with getting our hands on it. (The film, not IT!) We also sincerely hope that the title is a horrible misnomer. Read all about it here. May 31, 2002 The Unofficial Matt Stone Site is open for business! Please keep in mind while looking around that this site is still in it's infancy and new stuff is added constantly. We're also still working out the bugs, so if one bites you, let us know. Enjoy your stay and be sure to sign the guestbook!